You don't know Jack
In honor of Adnan’s birthday and the season finale of 24, my favorite text message exchange ever, set during the episode of 24 this season where Jack gets exposed to the biological weapon General Zuma secretly developed for Starkwood:
Huda: they should totally kill off Jack and have Tony assume his identity!
Adnan: Astugfirallah! Thobah thobah thobah
I wish I could find a way to save just these two text messages when I have to wipe my text messages because I have no more space on my phone.