I should have known something was off when he said he didn't like ice cream
KEN SPIT ON SUPERMAN!
HE. SPIT. ON. SUPERMAN!!!!
I think I may have to find a new job now, or at least make Ivan be the buffer at all times. Of course, Ivan is so offended by the spittle that he might not want to take on that role, and we’ll both have to find new jobs.