Y’all, I just did three wedding receptions in three cities in three days. I am so tired my contacts are sticking to my eyeballs, and I didn’t even do any of the driving. I’ve never seen Clockwork Orange, but at this exact moment, I’m not averse to using toothpicks to prop my eyelids open. (Of [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...And then you will realize how incredibly stupid you were. I mean, I know all twenty-one and twenty-two year olds have some growing up to do, but man.
» Read the rest of this entry ...Saturday morning I pulled privet in Oakhurst with Trees Atlanta, which meant that I finally acquainted myself with the parasitic British plant after knowing for years that the Dursleys live on Privet Drive. It was the dirtiest I’ve ever gotten doing a volunteer project; even when I shoveled mulch for three hours during last year’s [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...I think Grey’s Anatomy has lost it.
I don’t know if it was the pressure of pumping out 27 episodes this season (even though some of those episodes carried over from the abbreviated first season). I don’t know if it was the increasingly high expectations, or the pressure, or if the magic of the earlier episodes [...]
Is it a good or a bad thing if your colleagues salute you as you leave work for the day?
» Read the rest of this entry ...Y’all, I think I have a problem.
I buy a lot of books. A lot of books. I can’t remember the last time I bought clothes, but last weekend I debated between Quicksilver, The History of Love, and Never Let Me Go for almost an hour before finally settling on Quicksilver because it’s the one I’ve [...]