Posts for September, 2005

September 30, 2005

I am full of hate and loathing

As long as you hate, there will be people to hate. — George Harrison
Ain’t that the truth, George. The more you hate, the more there is to hate, and soon you hate everybody.
You know it’s bad when you spend thirty minutes trying to compose an email that won’t get you fired and doesn’t end with [...]

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September 18, 2005

Shut UP, Yoplait Whips! chocolate mousse style yogurt

“Zen wrapped in karma dipped in chocolate?” Do you HEAR yourself? What does that even mean? And is there seriously anything more disgusting than a chocolate body wrap, so sticky and gooey and not at all good for your skin?
Somewhere, an advertising firm needs desperately to be fired. And a marketing exec at Yoplait needs [...]

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September 16, 2005

A national day of prayer

Am I the only one who thinks perhaps this is a little inappropriate coming from the president of a country that purportedly keeps church and state separate?

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September 15, 2005

We’ll prepare and serve with flair a culinary cabaret!

Sometimes when I eat by myself, I’m watching television or catching up on my Web sites. Sometimes I’m reading email, occasionally even responding to it, particularly if what I’m eating is conducive to juggling. But usually when I’m eating by myself, I’m reading cookbooks.
It appears I am not the only one who reads cookbooks.
I read [...]

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September 14, 2005

I think I’m in love

With this jacket:

If it were just a little bit longer, I’d know for sure. Of course, my infatuation dimmed a little when I caught a glimpse of the price tag, so it might only be a crush after all.

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September 7, 2005

See the water lie on the ground

The reporters, they are getting personal now. There isn’t so much by way of “objectivity” anymore, not for these people who have been at ground zero since the beginning and don’t understand why the ones in Washington are wringing their hands very much and actually doing very little.
“Don’t you guys watch television?” Ted Koppel asked [...]

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September 4, 2005

And that’s two for W.

Chief Justice Rehnquist dies.
May he rest in peace.

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