Baby, I'm amazed by the way you pulled me out of time
The Bulls are four games out of first place in the Central Division and will almost definitely make the playoffs. (Yay!) The Lakers will likely not make the playoffs this year. (Yay! Boo, hiss, Kobe!)
It’s like 1996, all over again.
In sad news, the Braves traded my favorite rookie Nick Green to Tampa Bay, where the weather is warmer and the team is suckier. (We’ll miss you, Nick!)