Another IM conversation
Ivan started this one by sending me a link to the story about hobbit-sized human remains, saying perhaps The Lord of the Rings was a true story after all. I then had to clue him in on an unfortunate truth:
huda: hmm
huda: maybe
huda: and g.w. bush is saruman
ivan: oh no
huda: being controlled by dick cheney
huda: [...]